"“A prosthetic leg with a Willie Nelson bumper sticker washed ashore on the beach, which meant it was Florida" (Tim Dorsey)
Rewind to two weeks before Christmas 2000 and a pool-side bar in a motel at Estero Beach in Florida, the state that Chuck Wendig called America's hot, moist land-wang. I'm sitting next to a group o…
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